Tag: Walter Shandy

  • Desperate causes: Tristram’s unorthodox circumcision

    Desperate causes: Tristram’s unorthodox circumcision

    The early life of Tristram Shandy is marked by a series of unhappy accidents.  His conception is badly planned, thanks to an untimely question asked by his mother.  At his birth his nose is broken by Dr Slop, the inept man-midwife.  And he’s given the wrong forename, after the name his father has chosen gets…

  • Anti-metropolitanism, 1759

    Anti-metropolitanism, 1759

    In Volume I, Chapter XVIII of Laurence Sterne’s great novel, Tristram Shandy’s mother, as soon as she finds out she’s expecting him, absolutely insists that, when the time comes to give birth, she will be attended by no one but the old midwife who lives in the neighbourhood of Shandy Hall – even though within…

  • Walters: gwallter’s top 10

    Walters: gwallter’s top 10

    Walter was already an old-fashioned forename in 1952, when my parents donated it to me.  To be fair, they were anxious about the commonness of my surname, and eager to load me with as many other names as they could, to avoid misidentification (later, my brother suffered the same fate).  By the time they reached…

  • Lying diagonally in bed

    Lying diagonally in bed

    Book 6 of Laurence Sterne’s Tristram Shandy contains an insight that few, if any, novels – or indeed any works of non-fiction – published before or since, have achieved. In chapter 39, a message reaches the house of Tristram’s parents that Uncle Toby, his father’s brother, a veteran injured in the groin in the siege…